Funny: Bollywood Actors as Developers ...

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Shahrukh khan       :  devdas  ( Developer Das) PM ne kaha Dirty coding Chhod do.....
TL ne kaha production main testing chhod do...
SSE ne kaha mere modules chepna chhod do......
Aur tum kehti ho Google hi chhod do........?????????????
Sunny Deol: damini (Dammmmm Mini ..)


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Bench pe bench, bench pe bench, Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench!
Analysis of algorithm karte karte unki khud ki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!
Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!
Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh  bench!
2
Chaddha samjao ise....
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo  kisi bazaar mein nahi milta...
Coder use lekar paida hota hai....
3
Aur jab yeh Dotnet ka code kisi Java wale ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai............

Bang Bang Bang...(on the keyboard)...
Nana Patekar : krantiveer


Ye dekho ...
Ye 'C' ka code.. ye 'C++' ka code... Ye dono mila diya...
Ab bata saale tester - 'C' ka kaunsa, 'C++' ka kaunsa???
Jab banane waale ne ismein koi farak nahi kiya to tum kaun ho farak karne waale.... Bata bata
RajKumar :


Jaani,
Jinke khud ke code DOTNET mein hote hai,
Woh JAVA k coder se bhida nai karte!!