Common lines after people get drunk !!!

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Common lines after people get drunk...

1.     Tu to Mera bhai hai...

2. You know i am not drunk...

3. Gaadi mai Chalaunga...

4. Abe abhi itni Aur Andar ja sakti hai...

5. Tu bura mat manana bhai...

6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...

7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....

8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai...

9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...

10. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu...

11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...

12. Chhote , Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...

13. Baap ko mat Sikha.

14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...

15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...

16. Tu Bolna Bhai , kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???

17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..

18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska